NPCDetect™

Our proprietary AI-powered screening protocol identifies non-player characters within your workforce using behavioral biometrics, dialogue pattern analysis, and vibes.

[ .... ] Loading behavioral heuristic engine...

[ .... ] Calibrating vibe sensors...

[ .... ] Cross-referencing NPC behavioral database...

[ .... ] Warming up interrogation protocols...

[ .... ] HR notified of pending screening...

[ .... ] All systems nominal. Ready to screen.

NOTICE FROM HR: Participation in NPCDetect™ screening is encouraged but technically voluntary. Results are logged, retained indefinitely, and may be referenced in future performance reviews. By proceeding you acknowledge that Monochromacy bears no responsibility for findings, classifications, or bounties issued as a result of this assessment. That's the Monochromacy way.